How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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