Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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