So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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