I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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