I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I met the friendliest cop last night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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