Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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