I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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