return my video game
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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