Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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