i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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