There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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