Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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