remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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