Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Soap is not a condiment
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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