She said her name was "party"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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