i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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