Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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