Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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