i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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