she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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