I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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