I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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