ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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