Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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