My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She even gives head with a lisp.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Randomize