Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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