You're so nebulous sometimes
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
