There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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