ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we made out on top of his cat.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
