i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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