we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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