where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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