Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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