if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize