Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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