I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
