Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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