So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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