You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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