I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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