i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know her cup size but not her name....
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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