so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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