I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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