i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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