We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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