I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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