What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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