note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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