he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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