So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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