I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize