I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
