I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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