i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just want nice things and good sex
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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